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posted by [personal profile] awahlbom at 09:56pm on 07/12/2005 under ,

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In February, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In December, I stopped [info]kjn from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In August, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In July, I recruited [info]jlms as a new cultist (30 points). When the stars were right, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon [info]zrajm (65 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-635 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.


Your humble and obedient servant,
awahlbom


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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] sunjan's hair (-12 points). In August I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I set [livejournal.com profile] kjn's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Monday I gave [livejournal.com profile] johan_g a kidney (1000 points). In May I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] hanspersson (10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (232 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
awahlbom

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