
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In February, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In December, I stopped
kjn from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In August, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In July, I recruited
jlms as a new cultist (30 points). When the stars were right, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon
zrajm (65 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-635 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant,
awahlbom
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