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You have Creutzfeldt-Jakob

How you get it: Genetic; variant (Mad Cow) acquired by eating the brain or nervous tissue of an infected animal. Like Kuru, this is a prion disorder.
Incubation period: 1 to 30 years
Early symptoms: Confusion, involuntary muscle jerks, insomnia, impaired judgment, memory, and vision
Symptoms at full disease onset: Loss of muscular coordination, slurred speech, severe mental impairment.
Final outcome of this horrible disease: Systematic loss of brain function over the course of a year within onset of symptoms. Inability to control muscles, blindness, cognitive failure, coma, death.

There is nothing you can do now but wait for death to arrive and hope it comes quickly. Make your peace.

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Yay!
I have the Bubonic Plague! I can look forward to "Gangrene and necrosis of areas such as the digits, penis. Bleeding from body openings, red circular lesions form on skin." Cool.

Now I'm trying to think about a suitable pickup line. Something on the lines of "you know, my penis is going to fall off soon. Do you want to help me to make the most of it while it lasts?", perhaps.

Or perhaps not.

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Well, I suggest you try it and tell us if it works. (Stranger things have happened. A friend of mine reports that "Let's smoke rohypnol and abuse poodles" worked for her.)

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